(via florabones)


zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(via sherlocksmoustache)



baracknobama:

"do you like money?"
“¥€$”

(via yeesuz)


bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

(via disappointingrobot)


astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

astrologic:

stonecoldstunning:

my dumb graduation cap made it on a local newspaper’s website god

you are god

(via socially-awkward-g33k)


satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

(via freakinblueberry)


edating:

kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea

(via socially-awkward-g33k)


deucebowl:

a fancy asian restaurant called “Suit and Thai”

(via socially-awkward-g33k)


(via cravings)


happiest:

i am always horny its unhealthy

(via freakinblueberry)


(via kissthesun)


unclemother:

*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*

(via mosh-pit-paradise)


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